whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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