Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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