I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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