dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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