No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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