Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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