Sponge bath it is.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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