we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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