I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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