Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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