He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
