I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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