is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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