This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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