I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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