...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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