Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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