doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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