You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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