There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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