They should really pass out barf bags in church
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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