it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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