i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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