they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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