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Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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