haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
