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say what?
wanna hang out?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
this is an emotional support booty call
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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