that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Another day, another engagement, another cat
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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