i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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