did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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