Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You were trust falling into bushes
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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