i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
