dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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