On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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