Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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