I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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