I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
How external is "for external use only"?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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