That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
why is half of my head shaved?
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