I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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