You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Randomize
