Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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