Joe is yelling at the trees again.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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