in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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