Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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