hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Randomize
