Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
