can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm getting married
To pizza
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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