Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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