sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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