Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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