I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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