PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Randomize
