I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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