She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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