Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Randomize
