I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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