Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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