I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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