Who did Billy Mays play for?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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