No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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