why didn't you poke me back
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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