Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I have demons in me.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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