He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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