I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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